Purple Chocolate Jesus - Happy Chocolate Bar

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Purple Chocolate Jesus (Nadine as a child)

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Quick Overview

Holy Cacao! The Second Coming of Chocolate is Now!
Taste: Classic Orange Chocolate with a radiant gypsy-citrus squeeze.
This Chocolate Bar is made with Raw cacao beans, maca root, hemp seeds, purple maize, cats claw, pau d'arco, camu-camu berries, vanilla beans, raw honey, blood oranges, orange blossoms, tangerine, and a dash virgin coconut creme.

Availability: In stock

Regular Price: US $7.00

Special Price: US $6.30


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Review(s)

Opened my eyes to true chocolate!

This IS chocolate! I will never be able to go back to the regular organic grocery store chocolate now that I have tasted tasted this truth! To be honest, when I tried my first bite, I thought... Well this isn't quite what I expected, not really sure about this.. So I let the flavors sink in for a day and revisited the next. Well obviously the first time my taste buds were not sophisticated enough to sense how truly special this chocolate is in comparison to all the rest. Now I can truthfully say this is the most delightfully soulful treat! It's not overly sweet which is important to me. The texture is prolific and I never want the chewing to end! My partner and I have been nursing the bar that I purchased as a Christmas present to ourselves, stored in the fridge. (It has taken a lot of self control to not wolf down the entire contents of the cutely wrapped bar!) When I first purchased the chocolate, I thought it would be a one time affair because it seemed a bit cost-prohibitive. But then I think about how beneficial the ingredients are and how much I enjoy the taste, and I liken it to the other foods that I buy for my family's health: organic pastured meats, organic raw milk and butter, pure Himalayan salt.. These things aren't cheap but I know they are valuable to our longevity and worth every penny! Ron and Nadine's chocolate is the same! You have a lifetime customer for not just essential oils, but chocolate too. I cannot wait to try all of the other bars!

wonderful creations

I've just received two chocolate bars from you and I have to say, they are truly wonderful creations.

Bold, Chocolatey Wine Taste

"Mmmm...instantly what came to me taking a bite of this chocolate is how close to the taste of luxurious red wine it is. Syncronicity that it is called Purple Chocolate Jesus... both wine, and this, has to be food fit for the gods! Luxurious, royal taste, this chocolate is pretty bold!...it feels rooted in flavour with a grounding effect. With a drizzle of natural, thick honey on top, I just love how it smooths and sweetens this up, a play of tastes and textures. I always feel it warms up especially my throat (chakra?) area, as well as my heart. Definitely some warm vibrations going on!!! High five Nadine and Ron!"

So unique and delicious!

Last night, I had the best night ever, in my bathroom no less....I washed my face with the fabulous  Seabuckthorn Best Skin ever, spot treated with my magical Dew Dab, applied the luscious and velvety Chocolate Karat Serum, all while nibbling on Purple Chocolate Jesus and sipping a glass of wine! That's right. Don't be jealous...hee hee! This chocolate is so layered with flavor. To me, the I first thing I noticed was the citrus taste swimming around that pure delicious chocolate flavor. I don't even know how to describe the rest of the flavors, just wonderful tastiness! And I have tried eating it for breakfast like many others and it is indeed a great way to start your day. Kinda of gives this awesome euphoric and energetic feeling. I can't wait to try all of the flavors. If you have never tried raw chocolate, please keep an open mind and remember this is the only way to get the actual complete nutrients from chocolate. And best of all, you don't have to feel guilty about eating THIS chocolate. It has much more chewiness and texture than traditional processed chocolate and the taste is out of this world. As it melts on your tongue, you will begin to taste the different layers of flavors. This will be a part of my life forever. Nadine and Ron, you are the God and Goddess of Chocolate!

Thank-you

...this moments’ combination is a generous spritz of Radiant Earth of Deep Delight while savouring Purple Chocolate Jesus with rosy cheeks of Maidenfern Blushing Balm….the magical box arrived!    Thank you Nadine and Ron…….what treasures…..the packaging alone on the chocolate; the careful folding and placed adhesive…oh what art, with such love.

Blew my Heart

"We just ate the two best chocolate bars we've ever had!! The Chocolate Jesus blew my heart... and the Open Laughing one too...soooo essentially flavorful oh my!!! You two are awesome..."

Magical

...this moments’ combination is a generous spritz of Radiant Earth of Deep Delight while savouring Purple Chocolate Jesus with rosy cheeks of Maidenfern Blushing Balm….the magical box arrived!    Thank you Nadine and Ron…….what treasures…..the packaging alone on the chocolate; the careful folding and placed adhesive…oh what art, with such love.

Pure Magic

"Nadine and Ron, I just tried your Purple Chocoloate Jesus for the first time and it is truly amazing... this is so much more than chocolate, it is an experience.  My Mom called me an hour after trying a piece and swears that it cured the headache she was suffering from! Thank you so much, this is beautiful stuff."

Thrilled

"I've really gone over the rainbow for you guys and am sure I will be placing another order in the very near future! Part of the order was for my mom who is also thrilled and after her purple chocolate Jesus bar she was already transformed and wanted to know when we could get more!! My seven year old son eats your chocolate for breakfast!!!!"

your chocolate ROOOOCKS!

"WOW, your chocolate is the best one in the market sister! There's nothing like the chocolate you guys sale, thank you!!!"

Wonderful!

Delicious and energizing! I get to indulge my chocolate cravings and feel good about it!

Oh My... so delicious

We were at the Toronto Vegetarian Fair last year and came across Living Libations. We bought one of their precious chocolate bars and enjoyed it in the summer sunshine outside on the grass. We adored it so much we promptly went back in and bought 12 more bars. This flavour is still my favourite.

Details
One day, Ron and Nadine were swinging from Una de Gato vine to Cats Claw vine, searching for the mystical teachings of the purple cacao bean. Which by the way, hadn't been seen since Wonka's dream. They swung under the canopy of the Pau D'arco tree to inhale the viola-hues of its lovely flowers, when all of a sudden their eyes divined the violet rays of the Purple Maize. This glow created a halo so Ron and Nadine could see the Majesty of Glee entwined with the Sceptre of Immunity. To elucidate, they ventured over to the Vanilla Orchid's oracle-gate. They were told cacao had the luminary strength of gold. The beans were to be mixed into a rich magenta-antioxidant-brew with orbs of Camu, a squeeze of Yacon and Yuzu. Rapt in this swirling of plants, they were entranced by the sweetest breeze, brought to their knees, blissed by the song of the Angelic-Neroli chorus praising the creation of this cacao-invocation.

Ingredients: Raw cacao beans, maca root, hemp seeds, purple maize, cats claw, pau d'arco, camu-camu berries, vanilla beans, raw honey, blood oranges, neroli-orange blossoms, tangerine, and virgin cococreme.

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Ingredients
Ingredients: Raw cacao beans, maca root, hemp seeds, purple maize, cats claw, pau d'arco, camu-camu berries, vanilla beans, raw honey, blood oranges, neroli-orange blossoms, tangerine, and virgin cococreme.

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